1 00:00:04,526 --> 00:00:06,765 Hey, what's up? I came as fast as I could. 2 00:00:06,801 --> 00:00:08,107 Title of your sex tape. Nailed it. 3 00:00:08,143 --> 00:00:10,053 So have you ever heard of a guy named Bruno Rojas? 4 00:00:10,097 --> 00:00:12,003 Yeah, big guy in the Colombian cartel, right? 5 00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:13,938 He was, until he got shot in the chest yesterday 6 00:00:13,974 --> 00:00:14,979 by his top lieutenant. 7 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,990 Apparently, the bullet went straight through his nipple. 8 00:00:17,026 --> 00:00:18,419 Whoa. Nature's bull's-eye. 9 00:00:18,455 --> 00:00:19,804 Oh, my God, I love the way your brain works. 10 00:00:19,847 --> 00:00:21,806 Anyway, he's in a coma now, and Captain Holt thinks 11 00:00:21,849 --> 00:00:23,851 if I'm here when he wakes up, I can get him to talk. 12 00:00:23,895 --> 00:00:25,897 - So what'd you call me for? - Because I need a partner. 13 00:00:25,940 --> 00:00:28,160 - What about them? - Oh, we're not here for work. 14 00:00:28,203 --> 00:00:30,292 I brought Scully in because he needs some medical tests. 15 00:00:30,336 --> 00:00:31,859 Yeah, I'm here all the time. 16 00:00:31,903 --> 00:00:33,513 I'm kind of the mayor of this place. 17 00:00:33,557 --> 00:00:35,776 Cheryl, baby, you got a fresh bag for me? 18 00:00:35,820 --> 00:00:37,387 Saving you the biggest one, Scully. 19 00:00:37,430 --> 00:00:38,431 You're too good to me. 20 00:00:38,475 --> 00:00:40,172 Anyway, I'll see you guys around. 21 00:00:40,215 --> 00:00:42,609 Dan, Dan, the enema man. 22 00:00:42,653 --> 00:00:45,003 Well, guess it's kind of nice to see Scully in his element. 23 00:00:45,046 --> 00:00:46,134 Whoo! 24 00:00:46,178 --> 00:00:47,397 Jake, I can't stay here with you. 25 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:49,050 I have so much on my plate at work. 26 00:00:49,094 --> 00:00:50,192 Yeah, so do I. 27 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,424 I mean, I've been pulling double shifts nonstop, 28 00:00:52,460 --> 00:00:55,100 but we haven't really gotten to hang out in almost a month. 29 00:00:55,143 --> 00:00:56,449 Our anniversary is coming up, 30 00:00:56,493 --> 00:00:57,798 and we don't even have anything planned. 31 00:00:57,842 --> 00:00:59,713 I know, but we talked about this. 32 00:00:59,757 --> 00:01:01,715 We're gonna take a trip as soon as we have time. 33 00:01:01,759 --> 00:01:03,156 - I promise. - Just like you promised 34 00:01:03,192 --> 00:01:04,328 we would see the "Bumblebee" movie? 35 00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:06,503 I didn't promise that. I believe what I said was, 36 00:01:06,546 --> 00:01:07,591 "Isn't that a kids' movie?" 37 00:01:07,634 --> 00:01:09,506 Yeah, and I believe what I said was, 38 00:01:09,549 --> 00:01:11,986 "It's for teens." 39 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:14,424 Look, I get that you can't take any time off from work, 40 00:01:14,467 --> 00:01:16,730 but this is a loophole. It's still work. 41 00:01:16,774 --> 00:01:18,176 You know, we can hang out here 42 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:19,864 and chat and catch up and laugh, 43 00:01:19,907 --> 00:01:22,257 and technically, we'll be doing our jobs. 44 00:01:22,301 --> 00:01:24,868 I call it a "casecation." 45 00:01:25,130 --> 00:01:27,915 ♪ Casecation, all I ever wanted ♪ 46 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:28,916 Ooh. 47 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:30,657 ♪ Casecation, had to get away ♪ 48 00:01:30,701 --> 00:01:32,093 Babe, this is so sweet, 49 00:01:32,137 --> 00:01:34,313 but do you honestly think that Holt's gonna let me 50 00:01:34,356 --> 00:01:36,228 just hang out here with you indefinitely? 51 00:01:36,271 --> 00:01:37,664 Yes. Just tell him I need supervision. 52 00:01:37,708 --> 00:01:39,318 I've spent the last six years building up a reputation 53 00:01:39,361 --> 00:01:41,363 as an irresponsible goof for this very moment. 54 00:01:41,407 --> 00:01:43,453 That is ridiculous. Holt respects you. 55 00:01:43,496 --> 00:01:44,482 Does he, though? 56 00:01:46,624 --> 00:01:48,283 Hello, you've reached the office of Raymond Holt. 57 00:01:48,327 --> 00:01:49,720 I can come to the phone right now. 58 00:01:49,763 --> 00:01:51,765 Hey, sir, I'm just here at the hospital with Jake, 59 00:01:51,809 --> 00:01:53,027 and I think he could use some... 60 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:54,903 Oversight? Agreed. 61 00:01:56,335 --> 00:01:57,684 - So? - ♪ Casecation ♪ 62 00:01:57,728 --> 00:01:59,512 ♪ All I ever wanted ♪ 63 00:02:10,270 --> 00:02:14,270 00:03:07,014 I mean, that's not exactly what I was... 89 00:03:07,058 --> 00:03:08,538 Number five! 90 00:03:08,581 --> 00:03:10,191 Ahmad Rashad. It's my best impression. 91 00:03:10,235 --> 00:03:11,584 Number five was the time 92 00:03:11,628 --> 00:03:13,717 that we accidentally got our contact lenses switched. 93 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:14,892 I got to see the world through your eyes. 94 00:03:14,935 --> 00:03:16,328 But our prescriptions are different, 95 00:03:16,371 --> 00:03:18,199 - and the world was so blurry. - Yeah, it was crazy. 96 00:03:18,243 --> 00:03:19,331 I thought I was having a stroke. 97 00:03:19,374 --> 00:03:21,072 - Okay, your turn. - Number four! 98 00:03:21,115 --> 00:03:23,553 Oh, is an old witch introducing this highlight? 99 00:03:23,596 --> 00:03:24,641 That was exactly what you sounded like. 100 00:03:24,684 --> 00:03:25,642 - No. - Yes. 101 00:03:25,685 --> 00:03:26,717 - Agree to disagree. - Fine. 102 00:03:26,753 --> 00:03:28,819 Number four was when we played laser tag 103 00:03:28,862 --> 00:03:30,429 and we shot all those little kids. 104 00:03:30,472 --> 00:03:32,736 Oh, yeah. We really messed up little Mason's birthday party. 105 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:33,737 - Mm-hmm. - Deservedly so. 106 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:34,781 - He was a jerk. - Ugh. 107 00:03:34,825 --> 00:03:36,000 Okay, what should number three be? 108 00:03:36,043 --> 00:03:37,523 Ooh, I know. 109 00:03:37,567 --> 00:03:39,786 It was that time we shared an UberPool with Michael Caine. 110 00:03:39,830 --> 00:03:40,787 Oh! 111 00:03:45,749 --> 00:03:47,141 I mean, obviously, Michael Caine 112 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:49,056 was shooting a movie in London at that time, and also, 113 00:03:49,100 --> 00:03:50,667 why would Michael Caine be in an UberPool? 114 00:03:50,710 --> 00:03:52,538 - But it was still so cool. - It really was. 115 00:03:52,582 --> 00:03:54,831 - We shared a car with Alfred. - We did! 116 00:03:54,867 --> 00:03:56,281 Okay, number two. 117 00:03:56,324 --> 00:03:57,848 This might be my favorite moment 118 00:03:57,891 --> 00:04:00,241 of our entire time as a couple: January 6th. 119 00:04:00,285 --> 00:04:02,439 - Eddie Redmayne's birthday. - Why do you know that? 120 00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:03,636 'Cause he was weird in "Jupiter Ascending." 121 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,159 - Oh, yeah. - I'm just a fan. 122 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:06,421 Yeah, that's not what I'm talking about. 123 00:04:06,465 --> 00:04:07,483 Okay. 124 00:04:09,599 --> 00:04:10,861 It was the coldest night of the year, 125 00:04:10,904 --> 00:04:13,472 and you put socks on my feet while I slept. 126 00:04:13,515 --> 00:04:15,028 You never even took credit for it. 127 00:04:15,474 --> 00:04:16,649 But now I'm getting credit for that 128 00:04:16,693 --> 00:04:18,346 and for not taking credit. 129 00:04:18,390 --> 00:04:19,913 That's double credit, you fool. 130 00:04:19,957 --> 00:04:22,263 You two are just the cutest. 131 00:04:22,307 --> 00:04:23,989 I can't wait for number one! 132 00:04:24,309 --> 00:04:25,571 Oh, it's Ahmad Rashad. 133 00:04:25,615 --> 00:04:27,442 I'm Pam. I'm from next door. 134 00:04:27,486 --> 00:04:29,270 I was listening to the two of you talk 135 00:04:29,314 --> 00:04:30,532 and just had to get a look. 136 00:04:30,576 --> 00:04:34,362 You're both very attractive. 137 00:04:34,406 --> 00:04:37,509 - Aren't they? - Boyle, go home! 138 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:39,672 Oh, Pam can stay but not me? 139 00:04:39,716 --> 00:04:40,978 Yeah, because she's a patient here. 140 00:04:41,021 --> 00:04:42,457 I'm assuming, because of your gown. 141 00:04:42,501 --> 00:04:43,894 I am. I have a twisted bowel. 142 00:04:43,937 --> 00:04:47,027 I have a tube; I have a bag. Do you want to see? 143 00:04:47,071 --> 00:04:48,681 Oh, no, no, no. But thank you, Pam. 144 00:04:48,725 --> 00:04:50,727 Let me know if you smell anything. 145 00:04:50,770 --> 00:04:52,511 I don't even notice it anymore. 146 00:04:52,554 --> 00:04:54,644 Well, I'm pretty sure I actually already smell something. 147 00:04:54,687 --> 00:04:56,689 - No, you'll know. - Oh. 148 00:04:56,733 --> 00:04:58,125 Do you two have kids? 149 00:04:58,169 --> 00:05:01,476 Mixed race babies are always so adorable. 150 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,696 Oh, you said words. 151 00:05:03,740 --> 00:05:05,480 Yeah, we don't have kids yet, 152 00:05:05,524 --> 00:05:06,960 but we're gonna start trying soon. 153 00:05:07,004 --> 00:05:08,962 I just have the one, my Bobby. 154 00:05:09,006 --> 00:05:12,618 He was such a cute little kid, until he discovered his wiener. 155 00:05:12,662 --> 00:05:15,653 Pam, there you are. It's time for your IV. 156 00:05:16,187 --> 00:05:18,537 You're playing music in here? You can't do that. 157 00:05:18,580 --> 00:05:19,973 Why not, Nurse Janet? 158 00:05:20,017 --> 00:05:21,975 Is it gonna distract the doctors? 159 00:05:22,019 --> 00:05:23,977 Yes, that's exactly what it'll do. 160 00:05:24,021 --> 00:05:25,500 Okay, fine, I'll turn it off immediately. 161 00:05:28,025 --> 00:05:30,201 - Are we the bad guys here? - Yeah, it seems very likely. 162 00:05:30,244 --> 00:05:31,463 Hey, by the way, 163 00:05:31,506 --> 00:05:32,464 we don't have to pretend we're undercover here. 164 00:05:32,507 --> 00:05:33,726 The hospital staff knows we're cops. 165 00:05:33,770 --> 00:05:34,901 Oh, I wasn't setting up cover. 166 00:05:34,945 --> 00:05:36,120 - Was I? - Well, just the kids thing. 167 00:05:36,163 --> 00:05:37,512 Saying that we were gonna start trying soon. 168 00:05:37,556 --> 00:05:39,819 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean right away. 169 00:05:39,863 --> 00:05:42,169 I just meant in the near future. 170 00:05:42,213 --> 00:05:44,171 Oh. Okay. 171 00:05:44,215 --> 00:05:45,433 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 172 00:05:45,477 --> 00:05:46,783 Cool, cool, cool, cool, 173 00:05:46,826 --> 00:05:48,175 except for that there's one little problem there, 174 00:05:48,219 --> 00:05:50,047 which is that I don't know that I totally know 175 00:05:50,090 --> 00:05:52,183 that I for sure want to have kids, 176 00:05:53,249 --> 00:05:54,206 so... 177 00:05:54,681 --> 00:05:56,199 - You don't? - No. 178 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:59,404 - Do you? - Uh-huh. 179 00:05:59,447 --> 00:06:00,855 Oh. 180 00:06:03,258 --> 00:06:05,665 I don't understand. I thought we were on the same page about kids. 181 00:06:05,701 --> 00:06:07,408 - We talked about this. - We did? 182 00:06:07,452 --> 00:06:10,411 Aw, look at these pictures my brother sent of Matthew. 183 00:06:10,455 --> 00:06:11,891 - Mm. - We should do this someday. 184 00:06:11,934 --> 00:06:12,935 What do you think? 185 00:06:12,979 --> 00:06:14,765 Are you kidding me? Of course. 186 00:06:14,801 --> 00:06:16,411 I was talking about going to the water park. 187 00:06:16,447 --> 00:06:18,169 You were talking about having kids? 188 00:06:18,205 --> 00:06:20,773 Yeah! I said, "Do you think we can afford it?" 189 00:06:20,817 --> 00:06:23,341 And you said, "We'll start saving right away." 190 00:06:23,384 --> 00:06:24,559 So let me get this straight. 191 00:06:24,603 --> 00:06:26,431 All that water park money I've been saving, 192 00:06:26,474 --> 00:06:27,824 you want to spend it on kids now? 193 00:06:27,867 --> 00:06:29,695 Yeah. Why would you want to spend that much money 194 00:06:29,739 --> 00:06:31,088 on a water park? 195 00:06:31,131 --> 00:06:32,611 Look, I'm sorry. I don't know what to say here. 196 00:06:32,654 --> 00:06:34,831 I just... I never wanted children. 197 00:06:34,874 --> 00:06:36,180 Well, I always have. 198 00:06:36,223 --> 00:06:38,530 All right, so how do we handle this? 199 00:06:38,573 --> 00:06:40,793 I mean, there's only one thing to do when two people 200 00:06:40,837 --> 00:06:43,274 have diametrically opposing views on a subject. 201 00:06:43,317 --> 00:06:44,623 Talk about it lovingly and decide how to move forward? 202 00:06:44,666 --> 00:06:46,712 - Structured debate. - Oh. Fun. 203 00:06:46,756 --> 00:06:48,714 High school format. Modified Lincoln-Douglas. 204 00:06:48,758 --> 00:06:51,543 Let's take one hour apart for research and prep. Yeah. 205 00:06:51,586 --> 00:06:53,850 Great, I'll just do a Lincoln-Douglas. 206 00:06:53,893 --> 00:06:56,722 I'd be careful if I were you. Relationships are like bowels. 207 00:06:56,766 --> 00:06:59,333 Once you get them twisted, they can never untwist. 208 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:00,964 Pam, you're in here again. 209 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,753 _ 210 00:07:09,561 --> 00:07:10,518 That's all you prepped? 211 00:07:10,562 --> 00:07:11,606 Yeah, I just searched my heart 212 00:07:11,650 --> 00:07:13,347 and then wrote down how I was feeling. 213 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:15,567 I'm gonna eat you alive, you dumb son of a bitch. 214 00:07:15,610 --> 00:07:17,874 Cool. And then we'll have kids together? 215 00:07:17,917 --> 00:07:19,179 Yeah. It's gonna be great. 216 00:07:19,223 --> 00:07:20,485 Okay, the topic today 217 00:07:20,528 --> 00:07:22,400 is whether or not we should have children. 218 00:07:22,443 --> 00:07:23,531 I will be taking the affirmative. 219 00:07:23,575 --> 00:07:24,706 You will be taking the negative. 220 00:07:24,750 --> 00:07:26,360 Each round will be individually scored 221 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:27,797 by our judge, Captain Holt. 222 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:29,276 Do you need to hear my credentials? 223 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:32,410 Debate moderator license D as in delta, 8-1-0... 224 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:34,368 - I believe you. - Y as in Yankee, 4-1. 225 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:36,806 J as in Juliet, J as in Juliet, 6. 226 00:07:36,849 --> 00:07:38,546 - Great. - I have a variety of timers. 227 00:07:38,590 --> 00:07:40,200 - Do you prefer a buzz or a ding? - Don't care. 228 00:07:40,244 --> 00:07:41,249 - Ding. - Okay. 229 00:07:41,285 --> 00:07:43,638 Peralta, you can present the first argument from your, uh... 230 00:07:44,248 --> 00:07:45,858 Scribbled list of feelings. 231 00:07:45,902 --> 00:07:47,120 I'll have you know 232 00:07:47,164 --> 00:07:48,818 that I have some data-driven arguments as well. 233 00:07:48,861 --> 00:07:52,125 According to a study I read, people with kids 234 00:07:52,169 --> 00:07:54,475 were less likely to report that they were happy in their lives 235 00:07:54,519 --> 00:07:55,999 than people without kids. 236 00:07:56,042 --> 00:07:59,176 Now, call me crazy, but being happy tends to make me feel, 237 00:07:59,219 --> 00:08:00,351 uh, pretty happy. 238 00:08:00,394 --> 00:08:01,439 Where did you read this study? 239 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:02,483 Well, it wasn't something I read 240 00:08:02,527 --> 00:08:04,834 so much as told about. 241 00:08:04,877 --> 00:08:06,009 And who told you about it? 242 00:08:08,830 --> 00:08:09,787 - Hitchcock. - Hitchcock? 243 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:10,970 - Yeah. - That seems like 244 00:08:11,014 --> 00:08:12,885 a pretty intellectual thing for him to mention. 245 00:08:12,929 --> 00:08:14,452 What was the context? 246 00:08:14,495 --> 00:08:17,281 He had invested in a NuvaRing competitor called Vag-a-Plug 247 00:08:17,324 --> 00:08:18,935 and was practicing his sales pitch on me. 248 00:08:18,978 --> 00:08:20,980 This is your first argument? Your opening statement? 249 00:08:21,024 --> 00:08:22,025 Point to Amy. 250 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:23,461 All right, fine. Forget the study. 251 00:08:23,504 --> 00:08:25,245 I just don't want to lose what we already have. 252 00:08:25,289 --> 00:08:27,465 Ask anyone with children and they'll tell you 253 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:30,555 children bring meaning and love into your life. 254 00:08:30,598 --> 00:08:32,818 Yes, there may be some moments that you lose, 255 00:08:32,862 --> 00:08:34,820 but there will also be new moments. 256 00:08:34,864 --> 00:08:36,256 Take the water park. 257 00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:38,318 I would never go with you, but you know who would? 258 00:08:40,347 --> 00:08:42,567 - Your kid. - Point to Amy. 259 00:08:42,610 --> 00:08:44,177 That's not your call to make, Peralta. 260 00:08:44,221 --> 00:08:45,483 Point to Amy. 261 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:47,441 Okay, fine. New subject: work. 262 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:49,313 We both work way too much. 263 00:08:49,356 --> 00:08:50,444 Why bother having kids 264 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:51,924 if you never get to spend time with them? 265 00:08:51,968 --> 00:08:54,318 I mean, I love my job, and I know you love yours, 266 00:08:54,361 --> 00:08:55,362 and I don't think it's fair for either of us 267 00:08:55,406 --> 00:08:56,929 to have to sacrifice that. 268 00:08:56,973 --> 00:08:58,670 Do you know why I want to become lieutenant so badly? 269 00:08:58,713 --> 00:09:00,367 To prove your worth to your hyper judgmental parents. 270 00:09:00,411 --> 00:09:01,629 Yes, obviously that. 271 00:09:01,673 --> 00:09:03,196 But also, the higher your rank, 272 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,763 the more control over your hours. 273 00:09:04,806 --> 00:09:06,939 Plenty of people have jobs and kids, Jake, 274 00:09:06,983 --> 00:09:08,419 and they find a way. 275 00:09:08,462 --> 00:09:09,942 This has become more about your employment status. 276 00:09:09,986 --> 00:09:12,771 As your supervisor, I feel I have a conflict of interest 277 00:09:12,814 --> 00:09:14,338 and should abstain from judging. 278 00:09:14,381 --> 00:09:15,948 Okay, so do we both get a point? 279 00:09:15,992 --> 00:09:18,124 No. Kevin has been on the phone all this time. 280 00:09:18,168 --> 00:09:20,170 He's also a licensed debate moderator. 281 00:09:20,213 --> 00:09:22,824 License number J as in Juliet, 2-5-9... 282 00:09:22,868 --> 00:09:24,609 - This means nothing to me. - H as in hotel. 283 00:09:24,652 --> 00:09:26,350 - Z as in Zulu. - Oh, thank God he stopped. 284 00:09:26,393 --> 00:09:27,655 3-6-9. 285 00:09:27,699 --> 00:09:29,527 - Point to Amy. - Okay, fine. 286 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:31,857 You want to know why I really don't want to have children? 287 00:09:33,034 --> 00:09:34,607 I had a crappy dad. 288 00:09:35,359 --> 00:09:37,187 I know what happens when you mess up as a parent. 289 00:09:37,230 --> 00:09:38,710 It's not great. 290 00:09:38,753 --> 00:09:41,017 And this may come as a shock to you, but... 291 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:43,280 I kind of have some dad issues with certain people. 292 00:09:43,323 --> 00:09:44,411 - Holt. - Me. 293 00:09:44,455 --> 00:09:45,891 - Raymond. - Yeah, but not just him. 294 00:09:45,935 --> 00:09:48,415 It's every male authority figure from my entire life. 295 00:09:48,459 --> 00:09:50,200 Hey, Jake, can you move "Legends of the Fall" 296 00:09:50,243 --> 00:09:51,288 from new releases into drama? 297 00:09:51,331 --> 00:09:52,376 You got it, Dad. 298 00:09:52,419 --> 00:09:54,378 Craig was only six weeks older than me. 299 00:09:54,421 --> 00:09:55,727 Since this has become about me, 300 00:09:55,770 --> 00:09:57,598 I'm gonna have to abstain from this round as well, 301 00:09:57,642 --> 00:09:59,209 but Kevin is still standing by. 302 00:09:59,252 --> 00:10:00,862 Actually, I feel as though your personal relationship 303 00:10:00,906 --> 00:10:02,560 with Peralta affects me too. 304 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:04,388 Luckily, I had Gail standing by as well. 305 00:10:04,431 --> 00:10:05,998 Oh, my God, you guys know Gail? 306 00:10:06,042 --> 00:10:07,217 Who's Gail? 307 00:10:07,260 --> 00:10:08,261 Vice president of the Debaters Club. 308 00:10:08,305 --> 00:10:09,871 This is a very big deal. 309 00:10:09,915 --> 00:10:11,047 Do you need to hear my credentials? 310 00:10:11,090 --> 00:10:13,223 License number U as in uniform, 7... 311 00:10:13,266 --> 00:10:15,442 No! No more credentials, please. 312 00:10:15,486 --> 00:10:16,835 I don't want to have a structured debate. 313 00:10:16,878 --> 00:10:18,489 It's an idiotic way to decide something. 314 00:10:18,532 --> 00:10:19,490 - What? - How dare you? 315 00:10:19,533 --> 00:10:20,795 Is he insane? 316 00:10:20,839 --> 00:10:22,275 Raymond, Kevin, I'll be reporting this. 317 00:10:22,319 --> 00:10:23,494 Okay, look. 318 00:10:23,537 --> 00:10:26,714 Amy, I'm scared, okay? 319 00:10:26,758 --> 00:10:28,238 I'm scared that we're gonna have a child 320 00:10:28,281 --> 00:10:29,543 and I won't be able to handle it, 321 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,067 I'm scared that I'm not gonna be a good father, 322 00:10:31,110 --> 00:10:34,244 and I'm scared that I'll make a mistake I can't take back. 323 00:10:34,287 --> 00:10:36,942 Jake, I get it. I'm scared too. 324 00:10:36,986 --> 00:10:38,857 Every other big decision I've made in my life 325 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:39,989 I was sure about: 326 00:10:40,032 --> 00:10:41,816 becoming a cop, asking you to marry me, 327 00:10:41,860 --> 00:10:43,949 buying those Jordan 1s for $500. 328 00:10:43,993 --> 00:10:45,690 Wait, you spent $500 on sneakers? 329 00:10:45,733 --> 00:10:47,518 Yeah, they were so cool, and if I had never worn them, 330 00:10:47,561 --> 00:10:48,823 they would have kept their value. 331 00:10:48,867 --> 00:10:50,477 - So they lost their value? - Yes, all of it. 332 00:10:50,521 --> 00:10:52,088 I stepped in a puddle as soon as I left the store. 333 00:10:52,131 --> 00:10:53,263 But this isn't about the Jordans. 334 00:10:53,306 --> 00:10:54,742 This is about the fact 335 00:10:54,786 --> 00:10:57,180 that I don't want to bring a human being into this world 336 00:10:57,223 --> 00:11:00,737 unless I'm 100% sure that I'm ready to take care of it. 337 00:11:00,773 --> 00:11:01,814 Okay? 338 00:11:02,837 --> 00:11:04,448 Too emotional. Point to Amy. 339 00:11:04,491 --> 00:11:05,884 Okay, Gail is clearly biased. 340 00:11:05,927 --> 00:11:07,451 I think we need a new moderator. 341 00:11:07,494 --> 00:11:08,756 Bob Templeman here. 342 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,845 What? How many people are on this phone call? 343 00:11:12,679 --> 00:11:15,372 Hey, so Holt went to go smooth things over with Gail. 344 00:11:15,415 --> 00:11:16,416 He thinks we may just have to pay 345 00:11:16,460 --> 00:11:17,765 the Debaters Guild a small fine. 346 00:11:17,809 --> 00:11:19,854 Cool. And as you can see, Pam is here. 347 00:11:19,898 --> 00:11:21,117 She has some thoughts. 348 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:22,596 I was saying to Jake, before Bobby, 349 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,990 I didn't think I wanted to have kids either. 350 00:11:25,034 --> 00:11:27,123 But he's the best thing that ever happened to me. 351 00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:29,081 Hey, Pam, could you give us a minute? 352 00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:31,388 Oh, of course. I'm gonna call my friend JoAnn. 353 00:11:31,431 --> 00:11:34,260 She's been waiting for a big update on all of this. 354 00:11:34,304 --> 00:11:35,561 Great. 355 00:11:39,483 --> 00:11:41,963 I'm sorry. The debate was a bad idea. 356 00:11:42,007 --> 00:11:43,273 I just... 357 00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:45,793 I felt ambushed by the fact that you didn't want kids, 358 00:11:45,837 --> 00:11:47,447 and I thought I could fix it with logic. 359 00:11:47,491 --> 00:11:48,970 I mean, what if I had won the debate? 360 00:11:49,014 --> 00:11:50,320 Jake, I'm trying so hard to be nice, 361 00:11:50,363 --> 00:11:51,843 but I don't know how to respond to that. 362 00:11:51,886 --> 00:11:53,018 - Cold-blooded but fair. - I get it. 363 00:11:53,062 --> 00:11:55,107 You're scared. I can't change that. 364 00:11:55,151 --> 00:11:56,195 Yeah, but that doesn't mean 365 00:11:56,239 --> 00:11:58,154 I'll never change how I feel about it. 366 00:11:58,197 --> 00:11:59,546 I mean, I used to be scared of sushi, 367 00:11:59,590 --> 00:12:00,852 and now it's my favorite food. 368 00:12:00,895 --> 00:12:02,984 I got tuna sashimi from a pharmacy the other day. 369 00:12:03,028 --> 00:12:04,638 - You shouldn't have. - Yeah, it was very warm. 370 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,031 I got so sick. 371 00:12:06,075 --> 00:12:08,207 Look, can we just press pause on this conversation? 372 00:12:08,251 --> 00:12:10,122 I mean, let's enjoy our lives for a little bit, 373 00:12:10,166 --> 00:12:11,819 and then maybe the next time it comes up, 374 00:12:11,863 --> 00:12:13,383 I'll feel differently, okay? 375 00:12:16,781 --> 00:12:18,130 - No. - What? 376 00:12:18,174 --> 00:12:19,479 I need an answer from you now. 377 00:12:19,523 --> 00:12:21,002 Like right this minute? 378 00:12:21,046 --> 00:12:23,004 You can take a day or a week, 379 00:12:23,048 --> 00:12:24,354 or maybe a month. 380 00:12:24,397 --> 00:12:27,183 That's not a lot of time, Ames. 381 00:12:27,226 --> 00:12:29,402 I mean, that doesn't seem totally fair. 382 00:12:29,446 --> 00:12:30,838 Well, now you know how I feel. 383 00:12:30,882 --> 00:12:33,450 Women don't have the luxury of waiting till we're 60 384 00:12:33,493 --> 00:12:35,626 and then changing our minds and getting remarried 385 00:12:35,669 --> 00:12:37,976 and having a baby with some dumb 28-year-old. 386 00:12:38,019 --> 00:12:39,064 Oh, come on. 387 00:12:39,108 --> 00:12:40,370 There's no way I'm gonna be rich enough 388 00:12:40,413 --> 00:12:42,773 that a 28-year-old is gonna want to be with me. 389 00:12:43,052 --> 00:12:44,270 Did that help? 390 00:12:44,635 --> 00:12:46,158 Look, I don't understand what the big deal is. 391 00:12:46,202 --> 00:12:47,855 You're still young. We have plenty of time. 392 00:12:47,899 --> 00:12:50,293 I know, but I don't want to wait around for two years 393 00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:52,164 and then have you decide you don't want kids, 394 00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:54,781 'cause I don't want to start over at 38. 395 00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,212 Start over? 396 00:12:57,996 --> 00:12:59,128 Like, with someone else? 397 00:12:59,171 --> 00:13:02,696 ♪ Casecation, all I ever wanted ♪ 398 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,612 ♪ Casecation, had to get away ♪ 399 00:13:05,656 --> 00:13:06,918 ♪ Casecation ♪ 400 00:13:06,961 --> 00:13:09,050 ♪ The vibe in here is really weird ♪ 401 00:13:09,094 --> 00:13:10,182 I think they're having a fight. 402 00:13:10,226 --> 00:13:11,357 No, it's not a fight, 403 00:13:11,401 --> 00:13:13,838 it's just a devastatingly sad conversation 404 00:13:13,881 --> 00:13:15,013 about whether or not we should have kids 405 00:13:15,056 --> 00:13:16,319 or just start over, 406 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:18,147 so you were totally wrong, Rosa. 407 00:13:18,190 --> 00:13:19,409 What? You got married 408 00:13:19,452 --> 00:13:21,150 without talking about if you want children? 409 00:13:21,193 --> 00:13:22,325 Yeah, and we also got married without discussing 410 00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:23,543 whether or not we like water parks. 411 00:13:23,587 --> 00:13:25,066 A lot of new stuff has come up, okay, Terry? 412 00:13:25,110 --> 00:13:26,677 - Why are you guys here? - A CI came in. 413 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,200 There's a lot of chatter that whoever tried to kill Rojas 414 00:13:28,244 --> 00:13:29,201 is coming to finish the job. 415 00:13:29,245 --> 00:13:30,289 - At the hospital? - Yeah. 416 00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:31,812 Holt wanted extra manpower here. 417 00:13:31,856 --> 00:13:33,858 Okay, why don't you two lock down the nurses' station 418 00:13:33,901 --> 00:13:35,207 while Amy and I secure the room? 419 00:13:35,251 --> 00:13:36,817 Actually, I'd rather be with Rosa. 420 00:13:36,861 --> 00:13:37,862 - Uh-oh. - Damn, Jake. 421 00:13:37,905 --> 00:13:39,559 Thanks a lot, Sarge. 422 00:13:39,603 --> 00:13:40,430 You told me to sing! 423 00:13:40,473 --> 00:13:41,909 Yeah, but what was all this? 424 00:13:41,953 --> 00:13:43,737 That's just Terry being Terry. 425 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,130 Okay, from this vantage 426 00:13:45,174 --> 00:13:46,653 we can see the elevator and the stairs. 427 00:13:46,697 --> 00:13:48,916 No one should be able to get to Rojas without us noticing. 428 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,744 - Cool. - Hey, look, um... 429 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,746 I don't want you to get caught in the middle of this stuff 430 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:53,747 between me and Jake. 431 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:54,966 I don't want you to choose sides. 432 00:13:55,009 --> 00:13:56,359 - Already chose. I'm with you. - Really? 433 00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:57,447 I didn't know you wanted kids. 434 00:13:57,490 --> 00:13:58,622 I don't know if I'll ever want kids, 435 00:13:58,665 --> 00:14:00,014 but you should have them. They're so cute. 436 00:14:00,058 --> 00:14:01,929 - It's [bleep] up. - Aw, it is [bleep] up. 437 00:14:01,973 --> 00:14:03,104 Anyway, do you want me to talk to Jake? 438 00:14:03,148 --> 00:14:04,845 - I'm a pretty good bully. - Thanks, but no. 439 00:14:04,889 --> 00:14:07,457 I've got this covered. I left him alone with Terry. 440 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,023 That guy is a walking advertisement 441 00:14:09,067 --> 00:14:10,329 for the joys of fatherhood. 442 00:14:10,373 --> 00:14:13,419 - Do not do it. - What? 443 00:14:13,463 --> 00:14:15,247 - Don't you love your girls? - So much. 444 00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:16,509 You should have seen Cagney this morning 445 00:14:16,553 --> 00:14:18,381 - with her little braids in. - Oh. 446 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,296 But they are a ton of work, man. 447 00:14:20,339 --> 00:14:23,255 If you are not totally, 100% sure you want them, 448 00:14:23,299 --> 00:14:24,256 you won't survive. 449 00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:26,258 - Is it really that hard? - Yes. 450 00:14:26,302 --> 00:14:28,608 I never get any sleep. I'm always sick. 451 00:14:28,652 --> 00:14:30,958 I never get to watch anything I want on TV. 452 00:14:31,002 --> 00:14:32,612 I still haven't finished "Breaking Bad," 453 00:14:32,656 --> 00:14:34,440 but I can recite "Moana" from memory? 454 00:14:34,484 --> 00:14:37,530 "Maui, shape-shifter, demigod of the wind and sea. 455 00:14:37,574 --> 00:14:40,141 I am Moana." Why do I know that? 456 00:14:40,185 --> 00:14:41,360 I don't want to watch kids' movies. 457 00:14:41,404 --> 00:14:42,883 I want to watch movies for adults. 458 00:14:42,927 --> 00:14:43,971 Adults and teens. 459 00:14:44,015 --> 00:14:45,625 And they are getting so manipulative. 460 00:14:45,669 --> 00:14:47,975 Yesterday, Cagney pretended to be hurt, 461 00:14:48,019 --> 00:14:49,368 I went in to help her, 462 00:14:49,412 --> 00:14:51,631 and Lacey snuck in the kitchen and stole two cookies. 463 00:14:51,675 --> 00:14:53,459 Oh, my God. Your children are monsters. 464 00:14:53,503 --> 00:14:54,895 Hey, those are my kids, man. 465 00:14:54,939 --> 00:14:56,070 - Back off. - Right. 466 00:14:56,114 --> 00:14:57,202 And the crazy part is, 467 00:14:57,246 --> 00:14:59,030 I really do want to go to the water park, 468 00:14:59,073 --> 00:15:00,161 but I can't give that to him 469 00:15:00,205 --> 00:15:01,293 because it's the only card I hold. 470 00:15:01,337 --> 00:15:02,320 Mm. 471 00:15:02,356 --> 00:15:03,375 Elevator. 472 00:15:03,991 --> 00:15:06,211 Excuse me, NYPD. Can I see your ID? 473 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,127 Amy, behind the wheelchair. 474 00:15:09,170 --> 00:15:10,955 NYPD! Stop! 475 00:15:15,220 --> 00:15:17,309 - Diaz for Jeffords. - This is Terry. 476 00:15:17,353 --> 00:15:18,571 I think we got our guy. Colombian man, 477 00:15:18,615 --> 00:15:20,007 unarmed, but he tried to run 478 00:15:20,051 --> 00:15:21,357 as soon as we identified ourselves. 479 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,010 And he's got a picture of Rojas on his phone. 480 00:15:23,054 --> 00:15:25,186 We'll be right there. 481 00:15:25,230 --> 00:15:27,014 No one in or out of this hallway. 482 00:15:27,058 --> 00:15:29,321 Why do you think that guy is unarmed? 483 00:15:29,365 --> 00:15:31,192 Who knows? Maybe he was trying to smother Rojas 484 00:15:31,236 --> 00:15:32,498 or unplug his life support. 485 00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:35,284 Or maybe he's a distraction, 486 00:15:35,327 --> 00:15:37,547 and someone else is going for the cookie jar. 487 00:15:37,590 --> 00:15:38,591 What? 488 00:15:42,768 --> 00:15:44,021 Hi, Pam. 489 00:15:44,512 --> 00:15:45,774 Hi, Jake. 490 00:15:45,810 --> 00:15:48,528 Don't come any closer, or I'll blow us both up! 491 00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:53,359 I'm sorry. 492 00:15:53,395 --> 00:15:54,701 You weren't supposed to be here. 493 00:15:54,737 --> 00:15:56,348 - This wasn't part of the plan. - It's okay, Pam. 494 00:15:56,384 --> 00:15:57,690 No need to panic. We're just talking. 495 00:15:57,726 --> 00:16:00,024 Look, I'm just gonna put this away. 496 00:16:01,092 --> 00:16:02,485 No, Terry, don't open that, please. 497 00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:03,964 What's going on in there? 498 00:16:04,008 --> 00:16:05,879 There is a woman in here with an explosive device. 499 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:08,012 - What? You okay? - Yep. Everyone is fine. 500 00:16:08,055 --> 00:16:10,014 I just need you to evacuate this entire floor, 501 00:16:10,057 --> 00:16:12,103 call ESU and the bomb squad right away, 502 00:16:12,146 --> 00:16:13,830 and jam all cellular and Wi-Fi signals. 503 00:16:13,866 --> 00:16:14,853 On it. 504 00:16:15,802 --> 00:16:18,588 Okay, Pam, so we're just gonna stay calm here 505 00:16:18,631 --> 00:16:19,980 and talk this thing through as friends. 506 00:16:20,024 --> 00:16:21,808 This isn't supposed to be happening. 507 00:16:21,852 --> 00:16:24,681 The man said that I'd be able to sneak in here unnoticed. 508 00:16:24,724 --> 00:16:26,073 What man? Who asked you to do this? 509 00:16:26,117 --> 00:16:28,162 I didn't get his name, but he was very attractive. 510 00:16:28,206 --> 00:16:29,990 Antonio Banderas could play him in a movie. 511 00:16:30,034 --> 00:16:31,514 What has he been doing lately? 512 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,429 You know what? He should be on "Outlander." 513 00:16:33,472 --> 00:16:34,604 Okay, Pam, I'm gonna cut you off, 514 00:16:34,647 --> 00:16:35,518 but it's not because I'm not interested. 515 00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:36,649 I'm sorry, I'm nervous. 516 00:16:36,693 --> 00:16:37,737 I get chatty when I get nervous. 517 00:16:37,781 --> 00:16:39,217 This man who gave you the bomb, 518 00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:41,524 did he happen to mention whether or not it's on a timer 519 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:42,916 or if there's a remote detonator? 520 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,223 I don't know. I'm terrible with electronics. 521 00:16:45,266 --> 00:16:48,705 I wish my son Bobby were here. He taught me how to iPad. 522 00:16:48,748 --> 00:16:50,707 Okay, I also know how to iPad, 523 00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:52,404 so maybe I could take a look. 524 00:16:52,448 --> 00:16:53,666 Stay where you are! 525 00:16:53,710 --> 00:16:55,538 The man told me that when I got the bomb set, 526 00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:57,583 I should text him with this phone 527 00:16:57,627 --> 00:16:58,976 and if anything went wrong, 528 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,325 I should push this button. 529 00:17:00,369 --> 00:17:01,979 No, no, no, no! You don't want to do that. 530 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,459 Yes, I do. I have to. 531 00:17:03,502 --> 00:17:04,982 Well, there's only one thing to do when two people 532 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,550 have diametrically opposing opinions on a subject. 533 00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,552 - Structured debate. - What? 534 00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:10,727 Yeah, I just learned about it. 535 00:17:10,770 --> 00:17:12,250 All right, I will argue the negative: 536 00:17:12,293 --> 00:17:13,294 I don't want to blow up. 537 00:17:13,338 --> 00:17:14,731 And you can argue the affirmative: 538 00:17:14,774 --> 00:17:16,602 you do want to blow up, which I have to say, Pam, 539 00:17:16,646 --> 00:17:17,995 is a very tough stance to take. 540 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,083 I don't want to blow up, 541 00:17:19,126 --> 00:17:21,390 but the man said he'd give me $500,000. 542 00:17:21,433 --> 00:17:24,088 This is so Bobby can take care of my granddaughter. 543 00:17:24,131 --> 00:17:26,003 That girl means the world to me. 544 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,047 Fine, fine. Point to Pam. 545 00:17:27,091 --> 00:17:28,571 But if you care about her so much, 546 00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:29,702 how can you just blow yourself up? 547 00:17:29,746 --> 00:17:30,703 You'll never get to see her again. 548 00:17:30,747 --> 00:17:31,878 Well, at least I know 549 00:17:31,922 --> 00:17:33,532 she'll be financially well taken care of. 550 00:17:33,576 --> 00:17:36,579 Sure, but is this really how you want her to remember you? 551 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,145 - As a murderer? - I'd rather be remembered 552 00:17:38,189 --> 00:17:40,670 as a woman who blew up a mobster to help her family 553 00:17:40,713 --> 00:17:41,932 rather than a librarian 554 00:17:41,975 --> 00:17:44,325 whose bowels are tied up like a sailor's knot! 555 00:17:44,369 --> 00:17:46,197 Okay, that's a very strong argument. 556 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,241 Very strong. 557 00:17:47,285 --> 00:17:48,460 But you're forgetting one thing. 558 00:17:48,504 --> 00:17:50,027 You're not just gonna be killing a mobster. 559 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,463 You're also gonna be killing me. 560 00:17:51,507 --> 00:17:53,683 He said the blast would only hurt people in the room. 561 00:17:53,726 --> 00:17:55,119 You could just walk right out of here. 562 00:17:55,162 --> 00:17:57,861 Pam, you know I can't do that. 563 00:17:57,904 --> 00:17:59,689 Now, please, just give me the bomb. 564 00:17:59,732 --> 00:18:00,951 And then what? 565 00:18:00,994 --> 00:18:02,822 Bobby doesn't get any money and I go to jail? 566 00:18:02,866 --> 00:18:04,128 I can't go to jail. 567 00:18:04,171 --> 00:18:06,304 Every roommate I've ever had has hated me. 568 00:18:06,347 --> 00:18:08,480 In college, I had a roommate named Mary-Ellen, 569 00:18:08,524 --> 00:18:10,961 and she was dating the brother of Steve Guttenberg... 570 00:18:11,004 --> 00:18:12,049 Pam, what are we talking about here? 571 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,616 I'm sorry. I'm really nervous. 572 00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:14,965 Wait, wait, wait, wait! I know it probably feels like 573 00:18:15,008 --> 00:18:16,445 you don't have a lot of options right now. 574 00:18:16,488 --> 00:18:19,012 In fact, this whole situation probably feels like... 575 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,971 like a twisted bowel, but it's not. 576 00:18:21,014 --> 00:18:23,626 There's still one end of this bowel that's open. 577 00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:24,756 Which end? 578 00:18:25,845 --> 00:18:29,240 - The butt end. - I'm listening. 579 00:18:29,283 --> 00:18:31,503 Okay, if you hand me that bomb right now, 580 00:18:31,547 --> 00:18:34,724 nothing bad will have happened, and that'll be because of you, 581 00:18:34,767 --> 00:18:36,203 because you cooperated. 582 00:18:36,247 --> 00:18:38,945 Also, I'm sure a judge would understand 583 00:18:38,989 --> 00:18:40,120 how you got into this situation. 584 00:18:40,164 --> 00:18:41,600 I mean, you were asked to do this 585 00:18:41,644 --> 00:18:43,907 by an Antonio Banderas type. Who could say no to that? 586 00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:45,952 And even if you do go to prison, 587 00:18:45,996 --> 00:18:48,215 it is gonna be such a fancy prison. 588 00:18:48,259 --> 00:18:51,734 - With a lot of crafts? - Yes, with tons of crafts. 589 00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:53,632 Pam, listen to me. 590 00:18:55,048 --> 00:18:57,113 Let's untwist this bowel together. 591 00:18:57,921 --> 00:19:00,533 Let's clear everything out. 592 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,384 Okay. 593 00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:12,109 You did great, Pam. Thank you. 594 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:13,197 Now that it's out of my hands, 595 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,764 I can see it really is a bomb. 596 00:19:14,807 --> 00:19:15,895 Yes. Yes, it is. 597 00:19:15,939 --> 00:19:18,507 - Oh, my God, get some help! - Okay. 598 00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:22,685 - You okay? - Hey. 599 00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:24,600 Yeah, I'm okay. 600 00:19:26,689 --> 00:19:27,864 Really surprised by Pam. 601 00:19:27,907 --> 00:19:29,866 - I did not see that coming. - Right? 602 00:19:29,909 --> 00:19:30,997 You should have seen the look on my face 603 00:19:31,041 --> 00:19:32,390 when I saw it was her. 604 00:19:32,433 --> 00:19:34,218 Your jaw just dropped. 605 00:19:34,261 --> 00:19:35,480 - Oh, she's right there. - Mm-hmm. 606 00:19:35,524 --> 00:19:38,091 Good-bye, Pam. Good luck with everything. 607 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,093 - Kind of liked her in the end. - Yeah. 608 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:42,400 So did they defuse the bomb? 609 00:19:42,443 --> 00:19:43,619 Yeah, one of 'em. 610 00:19:43,662 --> 00:19:46,174 Oh, you didn't hear? There was a second bomb. 611 00:19:46,356 --> 00:19:47,618 Ya butt. 612 00:19:47,927 --> 00:19:49,929 - Ya butt is da bomb. - Aww. 613 00:19:49,973 --> 00:19:52,236 On our anniversary. 614 00:19:52,279 --> 00:19:54,151 Speaking of which, I requested next week off 615 00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,632 so we can take an actual vacation... 616 00:19:56,675 --> 00:19:58,242 to the water park. 617 00:19:58,285 --> 00:20:00,366 I've never been more in love with you in my entire life. 618 00:20:01,027 --> 00:20:04,074 And hey, I've been thinking, 619 00:20:04,117 --> 00:20:07,041 and I do want to have kids. 620 00:20:07,860 --> 00:20:09,026 With you. 621 00:20:10,515 --> 00:20:13,425 - You're not scared anymore? - Oh, no, I am so scared. 622 00:20:13,649 --> 00:20:14,867 Maybe even more so than before, 623 00:20:14,911 --> 00:20:17,043 but I was scared in there with Pam too, 624 00:20:17,087 --> 00:20:20,133 and you know, I didn't panic or mess anything up there. 625 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,832 If anything, I was sharper. I was a freakin' debate genius. 626 00:20:22,875 --> 00:20:25,269 Debate genius? Oh, that's very hot. 627 00:20:25,312 --> 00:20:28,315 Oh, that's an added bonus. Okay, keep that energy up. 628 00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:31,436 But the point that I was actually trying to make is, 629 00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:34,278 maybe it's a good thing that I'm scared of fatherhood. 630 00:20:34,321 --> 00:20:37,716 You know? Maybe it'll turn me into a freakin' dad genius. 631 00:20:41,024 --> 00:20:42,634 But we don't have to start trying right away, right? 632 00:20:42,678 --> 00:20:45,506 I mean, I don't know that I'm all the way there yet. 633 00:20:45,550 --> 00:20:47,465 No, of course not. 634 00:20:47,508 --> 00:20:50,381 - Whenever we're both ready. - How do you know when that is? 635 00:20:50,424 --> 00:20:52,078 I guess we'll just have to have another one 636 00:20:52,122 --> 00:20:54,820 of these really fun, casual conversations. 637 00:20:54,864 --> 00:20:56,474 Cool. Love that. Can't wait. 638 00:20:57,736 --> 00:21:00,434 - Can we go home now? - Yes, please. 639 00:21:00,478 --> 00:21:02,219 Maybe we can grab some Thai food 640 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:03,655 and brainstorm baby names? 641 00:21:03,699 --> 00:21:05,135 Ooh, I like that. 642 00:21:05,178 --> 00:21:07,528 Now, I am a fan of the show "American Gladiators." 643 00:21:07,572 --> 00:21:11,532 How do you feel about the name Blaze Peralta? 644 00:21:11,576 --> 00:21:12,664 Not great. 645 00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:14,579 - What about Laser? - No. 646 00:21:14,623 --> 00:21:15,580 - Nitro? - No. 647 00:21:15,624 --> 00:21:16,581 - Viper? - No. 648 00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:18,844 - Atlas? - Ooh, I do love atlases. 649 00:21:18,888 --> 00:21:20,242 Mm, common ground. 650 00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:26,241 Sync and corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com